Violent Little Machine Shop You Know How I Know You're Gay? PVC Morale Patch

Have you made spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread recently? Yeah, I'm sure not, right? Because that would be so totally gay. And it doesn't just go for spinach dip, but all assorted dips, either hot or cold, that are inside of a bread bowl is an immediate gay red flag. We don't make the rules.  

• 3.6" x 1.6" PVC Patch
• Hook-Backed
• "You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."